Bwah.

Jack "guns don't kill people, video games kill people" Thompson is on trial. Apparently this has been going on for a while but today's the first I've heard of it. And the charges are....wait for it...ethics violations. This is the man who accused the Sims 2 (possibly the least offensive/violent teen-rated video game ever) of being porn, giving pedophiles "practice," and being "worse than Hot Coffee." Bwah hah hah! Apparently his baseless accusations and outright lies aren't confined to video games and music lyrics; he's made some pretty slanderous statements about all sorts of folks. Ironic how he so loudly asserts his Christian beliefs yet manages to be such a scumbag.  Now, I'm a little rusty on my Ten Commandments and all, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Bible that advocates lying your ass off with malicious intent.